Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.Here is your poker hand:
king ♠ Jack ♦ Six ♥ Four ♦ Deuce ♥
Your hand is pathetic garbage. The best you could do in this session was pathetic garbage.
In this session, you have had no previous hands. This hand makes one. Your quota for this session is ten. However, hands that beat a pair increase your quota. The better your hand, the greater the increase!
Right now you have nine more chances to try for better, or to play against your buddies.
Anyone can play. Your ante is prepaid. No need to thank us. Your visiting us here is thanks enough.
Your special combination is: ∫ ♥ u N w ♣.
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Your allotment of combinations is unlimited.
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