When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not far away. It is time to go elsewhere.
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Your hand is pathetic garbage. The best you could do in this session was pathetic garbage.
In this session, you have had no previous hands. This hand makes one. Your limit for this session is eight.
You have seven more chances to try for better if you like, or to play against your buddies.
Anyone can play. Your ante is prepaid. No need to thank us. Your visiting us here is thanks enough.
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Criminal Lawyers in New Jersey™ provides this page in the hope that you will find this and other pages in this collection thought provoking, or that they may, for a moment at least, lighten the mood. At the same time, we recognize that you arrived here in the first place for more serious reasons.
Let the casual nature of this page not mislead you. Allan Marain and Norman Epting take their clients' difficulties very seriously. They take equally seriously their responsibilities to guide their clients through those difficulties and, in the process, to minimize the disruption, both present and future, on their clients' lives. Mr. Marain and Mr. Epting both have the knowledge, experience, dedication, and skill to discharge these responsibilities. In six separate years, Law & Politics Magazine, and the publishers of New Jersey Monthly, have included Allan Marain on its highly competitive list of New Jersey's “Super Lawyers”. Mr. Epting has decades of combined experience to apply wise and effective guidance to their clients' problems.
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