It seemed fair to say that her werewolfism was putting a strain on their relationship, the way she had earned the ire of the neighbors by devouring their pets and howling far past the bedtimes of their children, but bring it up to her, and she'd just snarl, “Why do you keep harping on this?” around a mouthful of the Smiths' cat. -- Eva Niessner, Cockeysville, MDHere is your poker hand:
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